BillCosby A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise about 7 hours ago
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Remember my Town Hall meeting on @Ustream? All the songs from my CD can be found on Amazon today for $1.99: http://bit.ly/1EP4Bi 2:25 PM Nov 11th
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic 12:58 PM Nov 11th
Cosnarati, State of Emergency on @amazon: http://bit.ly/WqOmi Let me know what you think 7:57 AM Nov 10th
The real reason my wife and I had children, is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: It seemed like a good idea at the time 11:31 AM Nov 9th
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. 12:07 PM Nov 6th
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 12:20 PM Nov 5th
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. 11:14 AM Nov 4th